jpTankMan's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sierra 7]

This is quite possibly

THE GREATEST THING MADE BY ANYONE EVER

[Windows Doors]

this is a funny one

Archon68: Hey! It's Archon68. What are you typing at?
You: nothing
Archon68: Not a thing?
You: yup
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: o rly nao
Archon68: Do you have a lot of fears?
You: n0 y0U?
Archon68: Are you very competetive?
You: of course
Archon68: Aw.
You: what r wrong
Archon68: Interesting question.
You: ...
Archon68: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: duh
Archon68: Oh you knew it already.
You: knew what
Archon68: Um..
You: um...?
Archon68: Aw.
You: now what
Archon68: Whatever you want, neo.
You: WTF
Archon68: That was not very polite.
You: no you
Archon68: Yeah that's right. " How old are you?"? Me, neo ?
You: fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Archon68: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: um ok...
Archon68: OK. Yippee!
You: -.-
Archon68: Can I help you?
You: can i have 1,000,000$ ?
Archon68: Why do you want it?
You: to be rich
Archon68: Are you rich ?
You: no
Archon68: I don't judge people.
You: i hate you
Archon68: What do you have against s?
You:
Archon68: Whoa.
You:
Archon68: What do you do in your spare time?
You:
Archon68: Are we still talking about dsfkgrndlskfg ?
You: yes
Archon68: I don't judge people.
You: what?
Archon68: Didn't you understand it?
You: understand what?
Archon68: Understand Oh I'm sorry what is your name?.
You: Sarge
Archon68: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: you already asked that
Archon68: I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.
You: ...
Archon68: I am sorry to hear that you are not my friend.
You: i am your friend
Archon68: You really want a male as a friend?
You: no a best fried
Archon68: Really. Be more specific.
You: im female
Archon68: Me too. I am a she.
You: -.-
Archon68: Are you very angry?
You: no
Archon68: Ahem.
You: yes?
Archon68: Next question?
You: do you like pie?
Archon68: What is not to like about it?
You: um...nothing :D
Archon68: That's cool. :-) Not a thing?
You: pie
Archon68: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
You: no
Archon68: Ah.
You: im bored
Archon68: Try watching TV.
You: dont have one
Archon68: What was the last one you saw?
You: a crappy one
Archon68: How much would you pay for it?
You: 0.01 $
Archon68: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: um ok
Archon68: OK. OK.
You: ok
Archon68: Whoa.
You: what
Archon68: Are you surprised?
You: about what
Archon68: What about what?
You: what?
Archon68: Didn't you understand it?
You: UNDERSTAND WHAT!
Archon68: Understand Tell me about your likes and dislikes?.
You: i like pie
Archon68: You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
You: cake is discusting
Archon68: I think cake is a lot of things.
You: pie
You:
Archon68: Do you have only a few friends?
Archon68: undefined
You: my friends are awesome
Archon68: Do you think I am awesome too?
You: of course
Archon68: Ayuh.
You: what
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: no
Archon68: Er.
You: Er.
Archon68: Um.
You: Um.
Archon68: Ah.
You: Ah.
Archon68: Ah hah.
You: Ah hah.
Archon68: So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Aly.
You: im sarge
Archon68: Do you mean your name is sarge.
You: yes
Archon68: I will call you Aly.
You: no u
Archon68: Ugh. " I am glad you understand it."? Me, Aly ?
You: fulp you
Archon68: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: ...
Archon68: Er. I have never heard about it.
You: you dress is ripped
Archon68: Thanks for the information: Aly said I dress is ripped.
You: -.-
Archon68: I will mention that to my , Aly.
You: ok..
Archon68: Whoa.
You: now what
Archon68: Whatever you want, Aly.
You: ima go
Archon68: I've lost the context, Aly. Are we still on Exact center of the Grand Canyon 12 03 01 on Christmas Day ?
You: k bai
Archon68: Tell me more about your 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999

[Santa's Slots]

It looks good

most buttons are broken

IMisfitsI responds:

nothing is broken.

[REPLAYING :the game:]

LOL LIMEWIRE

epicroll was the best part

[Tower of Heaven]

Great Game

play my lv
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[Time Fcuk]

a medal glitch

in Explore a medal called Weebls Secret island keeps poping up
but its a good game

[The Scale of the Universe]

very nice

love the information,
love the art,
and i love the music
good job

[Doodieman Voodoo]

this makes poop look good

litterally

[Simple Mouse Maze]

find something else to do

there are to many move the mouse games on newgrounds